Oh Shit ! this is a bad pet owner ( 載自陳氏動物醫院網站 )
 | Super 1 診斷治療諮詢都要最好的服務，要我 ( 飼主 ) 付錢？免談！ Supply best service is the Vet`s duty , but pay for this is not my duty |
| Super 2 獸醫必須要有愛心，愛心 = 廉價，最好是 免費！ The vet. must with love , love equal low charge , free is better |
| 01 ) 特別叮嚀治療一定要用最好的藥，付費時卻 只願付最少的費用。 Require using the best medicine for his pet , but payless to the Vet. |
| 02 ) 狗咬了獸醫，卻還露出得意的獰笑。 He is so happy that his dog bite the Vet. |
| 03 ) 明明想棄養自己的寵物，卻還像送禮一樣地要 獸醫感謝他。 Given away his pet but waiting the Vet. thanks for get a gift |
| 04 ) 狗咬了獸醫還說：我的狗從來不咬「人」！ My dog never bite "man", said after his dog bite the Vet. ( Vet. is not a Man ? ) |
| 05 ) 寧願相信養寵物朋友的建議，而不願相信獸醫 的話。 Always believe "my friend said" but not the Vet. said |
| 06 ) 管他甚麼檢查？解說病情也免了，只要打三針 就走人。 Coolly say : do not explain too much just give my pet 3 shots |
| 07 ) 重複地問一堆問題，卻永遠不把答案記下來。 Always asking questions but never remember the answers |
| 08 ) 以為獸醫都不用睡覺，小病也要急診。 Make emergency call , said Dr. my dog has flea ! |
| 09 ) 好像他就是獸醫，一進醫院就說：「我的狗感冒 了，幫牠打幾針吧！」 He just like a Vet. make diagnosis for his pet |
| 10 ) 在獸醫院好像到了夜市般的討價還價！ In the Vet. clinic like be in a flea market bargain the medical |
