[毒言] 關於減肥的二三佳句

1.減肥
是為了穿衣服好看
更是為了脫衣服能看
                                                                               
                       .... 所以衣服穿不穿...都得減肥Orz

                                                                               
2.沒有減肥的動力
是因為沒有脫光的壓力
                                                                               
                                                                               
3.當對方稱讚你魔鬼身材
請先確定他不是指Beelzubub的魔鬼身材...
                                                                                
                                                                                

Beelzubub象徵七罪中的『暴食』墮天後成了一隻不斷吃東西的蒼蠅,愈吃愈是肥大,終因身體太重陷入地獄最深處
                                                                                
                                                                               
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因為兩公斤的增加消沉一下午的內心俳句

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